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Yeah, okay, so at 11pm, I though, you know, it would be fun to write a ficlet in which each paragraph was one word longer than the previous, starting with one. 1-25 would make a tidy little 325-word ficlet.
Ahem.
This is irredeemable Snarry smut, NC17, 325 words (because, see above), and, to my nerdish delight, exactly 1500 non-space characters. I dub this format nerdporn.
"Potter."
"Yes, sir?"
"On your belly."
Harry rolled over immediately.
"Up, now. Hands and knees."
Harry pushed up, arching his back.
"Knees apart, now. There's a good boy."
Harry whined helplessly at being called good boy.
"Do you want to feel me inside you, slut?"
"God, yes. Split me open. Fuck me hard and deep."
"Patience, whore. I'll fuck you on my timetable, however I wish."
"Please? Please touch me? I'm hard for you now. Dripping and desperate."
"My god, you're anxious. I think, perhaps, I shall start with a spell."
"Oh? Oh. God. That's so good. Makes me want your prick in my mouth."
Slap! "I told you. I will decide when and how I touch your filthy body.
"Yes, sir. Are you going to make me wait? And quiver and shiver and finally come?"
"If you are very good. Reach back between your legs, past your balls, and touch your hole."
Harry slid his hand down his belly, his groin, between his thighs, and pressed one finger into himself.
"Good boy. Touch and tease, then take your hand away." Harry complied, whimpering as he set his hand down.
"You want to keep touching, don't you. You want anything in your hole, anything to fuck you. Lick your fingers."
Harry stuck his fingers into his mouth, licking them eagerly. He watched Snape walk before him, stared at his bobbing cock.
"Wrap your slick wet fingers around my cock and stroke. The better your make me feel, the harder I'll let you come."
Harry reached for the jutting cock and slid his fingers up and down. "Please? Can I lick it? Can I suck you dry?"
"No. You will, however, keep begging and crying, pleading for me to spread your legs and ram inside you. Ask, and make it good."
Harry whined and whimpered, arched and stroked, and finally opened his lips to catch flying drops, swallowing and panting, coming at last on the sheets.
September 29 2004, 23:38:59 UTC 7 years ago
*drools*
Nerdporn - it's the new squidporn!
And it was bloody hot, btw. ;) Man, Flora, if this is what your sleepy brain doth come up with, we shall all sing you lullaby's and bring you warm milk.
Embrace your inner dork. Feed the nerds porn!
September 30 2004, 07:11:34 UTC 7 years ago
September 29 2004, 23:43:46 UTC 7 years ago
Not only do you write good smut, but you torture yourself by having to stick to a specific format. Well done :D
September 30 2004, 07:12:23 UTC 7 years ago
September 30 2004, 00:40:01 UTC 7 years ago
Still don't care much for the pairing, but this is so hot!
September 30 2004, 07:12:42 UTC 7 years ago
September 30 2004, 02:01:58 UTC 7 years ago
How can you be hot and smutty and mathematical at the same time - my sikrit maths!kink!
How about squares - 1,4,9,16...
Or Perfect Numbers - 1,6,27,496,8128... maybe not!
September 30 2004, 07:14:59 UTC 7 years ago
:D
September 30 2004, 02:33:07 UTC 7 years ago
wow.
that's the dirtiest dorkiness I've seen in quite some time. ;)*giggles*
September 30 2004, 07:15:34 UTC 7 years ago
Re: wow.
:D Glad to amuse.September 30 2004, 03:40:57 UTC 7 years ago
September 30 2004, 07:16:14 UTC 7 years ago
September 30 2004, 04:29:11 UTC 7 years ago
September 30 2004, 07:16:44 UTC 7 years ago
:D
Thanks.
September 30 2004, 04:33:47 UTC 7 years ago
Secondly - Now I'm tempted to do one... but! That would be addictive. It took three months of hard therapy to stop me drabbling...
*huge smoochies on Flora*
September 30 2004, 07:17:22 UTC 7 years ago
*innocent*
:DD
7 years ago
September 30 2004, 06:08:40 UTC 7 years ago
September 30 2004, 07:19:18 UTC 7 years ago
(course, that doesn't really work nearly so well when *I* do it).
September 30 2004, 07:28:56 UTC 7 years ago
September 30 2004, 07:38:29 UTC 7 years ago
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September 30 2004, 18:21:47 UTC 7 years ago
And I've finally got that marriage-proposal-at-a-Quidditch-match, with Jumbotron and squeeing, that you were wanting a while ago. We wrote the bulk of it the same day, but then my job started kicking my butt and it sat in my email folder waiting for a lousy one paragraph intro.
So when I saw this I had to kick myself into gear and get it posted for you, because I feel like I *owe* you after something like this.
It's here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/vlvtee
Hope you like it!
September 30 2004, 21:11:19 UTC 7 years ago
October 1 2004, 19:24:28 UTC 7 years ago
October 1 2004, 20:58:03 UTC 7 years ago
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Yup. You've killed me dead. Thank you so much, Flora.
Holy shit, that was hot!
*falls over*
November 13 2004, 16:01:32 UTC 7 years ago
I'm not a fan of Snarry, except in certain situations.
however.
this is THE hottest Snarry i've EVER read. Like, i stopped BREATHING hot.
guhhhhhh.